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Cheney Top 10 Excuses for Shooting Whittington

Dick Cheney Top 10 Excuses

10. I thought he was packin some WMD
9. From the back he looked like Karl Rove
8. Whittington was using up too much social security anyway
7. I was told to shoot first and cover up later
6. Guns don't kill people, I do
5. I didn't want Bush thinking I couldn't bag a single thing
4. Whittington called me a lame duck
3. Jim Brady declined the invitation
2. Bush said "only kill what you can eat"
1. I only have room for a human head on the office wall

The real reason Cheney said was " I was tired of the mohammed cartoon getting all the press"

posted by feedscott @ 12:55 AM